Scientists Seek Rumored Path Between Trump’s Mouth and Brain.

Like the legendary Northwest Passage and the lost city of Eldorado, explorers have long searched for a connection, or a contiguous thought of some kind, connecting what he says to any kind of empirical reality. Dr. Levy Pangloss of John’s Hopkins once determined a partial neural network from Trump’s speech center, through his limbic snake brain but lost it in a constellation of half-thoughts, notions, prejudices, brain farts and outright lies. In further investigation it was found that the facile lying of a sociopath, may interfere with the necessary feeling channels which, in humans, connects the ego to any kind of empathy toward other creatures, and a more complete world picture not, in fact, centered around the words, “me”, “I”, “mine”, and “Unbelievable!” Dr. Levy added, “ Of course, that assumes he has a working brain. It is rumored that he can dress himself, but we will need to do more study on that.”