Scientists Seek Rumored Path Between Trump’s Mouth and Brain.

Like the legendary Northwest Passage and the lost city of Eldorado, explorers have long searched for a connection, or a contiguous thought of some kind, connecting what he says to any kind of empirical reality. Dr. Levy Pangloss of John’s Hopkins once determined a partial neural network from Trump’s speech center, through his limbic snake brain but lost it in a constellation of half-thoughts, notions, prejudices, brain farts and outright lies. In further investigation it was found that the facile lying of a sociopath, may interfere with the necessary feeling channels which, in humans, connects the ego to any kind of empathy toward other creatures, and a more complete world picture not, in fact, centered around the words, “me”, “I”, “mine”, and “Unbelievable!” Dr. Levy added, “ Of course, that assumes he has a working brain. It is rumored that he can dress himself, but we will need to do more study on that.”

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Chip Proser was a Director-Cameraman and Producer for 7 years at WCVB-TV in Boston. He won multiple Emmys and other awards at the Peabody Award-winning ABC Affiliate, called "Arguably the Best TV Station in America" by the New York Times. He was captured by Zombies and forced to become a screenwriter in 1980 after selling his original feature screenplay "Interface" to Zoetrope Studios. Called "One of the Best Films Never Made" by American Film Magazine, the project resides at Paramount. Proser did the major page 1 rewrite on "Top Gun"; wrote "Iceman". created and wrote "Innerspace", He Created, Wrote, Produced and Directed "Sworn To Secrecy (Secrets Of War", Int’l), a documentary series for A&E; History Channel and Pearson Television. He has written projects for CBS, NBC, HBO, Warner Brothers Paramount, Columbia, Disney, ABC and wrote the interactive game "Top Gun - Fire At Will". He recently Wrote, Directed and Produced "Gaia Selene - Saving the Earth by Colonizing the Moon", a feature documentary on climate change, the energy crisis and mitigating the above by harvesting clean, renewable energy from Lunar Solar Power and Helium 3 Fusion.