What to do with the Mexicans.

Mexicans are somewhat like Jews, being “rapists and murderers, and some of them are good people”. So we only need to look to history for a plan.

The Madagascar Plan was a proposal by the Nazi German government to relocate the Jewish population of Europe to the island of Madagascar. The proposal called for the handing over of control of Madagascar, then a French colony, to Germany as part of the French surrender terms.

The idea of deporting Polish Jews to Madagascar was investigated by the Polish government in 1937,but the task force sent to evaluate the island’s potential determined that only 5,000 to 7,000 families could be accommodated, or even as few as 500 families by some estimates. As efforts by the Nazis to encourage emigration of the Jewish population of Germany before World War II were only partially successful, the idea of deporting Jews to Madagascar was revived by the Nazi government in 1940.

With Adolf Hitler’s approval, Adolf Eichmann released a memorandum calling for the resettlement of a million Jews per year for four years, with the island governed as a police state under the SS. They assumed that many Jews would succumb to its harsh conditions should the plan be implemented.The plan was not viable due to the British naval blockade. It was postponed after the Axis lost the Battle of Britain in September 1940, and was permanently shelved in 1942 with the commencement of the Final Solution, towards which it had functioned as an important psychological step. (wikipedia)

Well, that’s no good. Only a million a year, assuming they don’t die fast enough, it would take over ten years to get rid of them and what do you do in the mean time. I mean how much lettuce is there to pick!

“Fly them far away, so they can’ t come back”. This doesn’t work for dogs, by the way. Assuming most are Mexican, the farthest Mexican international airport is Tapachula in Chiapas, Mexico on the border of Guatemala. A one way economy flight is 282 dollars. For 11 million people that would amount to only 3 billion one hundred million dollars. And they’d be Mexico’s problem.

Another idea would be to ship them by sea. The biggest cruise ship in the world is Royal Caribbean’s Harmony of the Sea. It can carry 5,479 passengers. so it would only take two thousand and seven voyages, and you could bring back bananas. Of course, you’d have to feed them and give them access to the pool so it would cost $3000 a person; only 33 billion dollars.

Or you could just buy a closer island, say, Haiti/ Dominican Republic, rename it Trump Island and send them there. Haiti only has 10 million people on 10, 750 square kilometers and all the trees have been cut down for firewood so there should be plenty of room.. It shares an island with the Dominican Republic, who’s main export is short stops. DR’s year-round golf courses are among the top attractions on the island, so The Donald would be very very comfortable visiting…Both countries have a mixed race population so Mexicans would fit right in, believe me…

But where do we put all these people while we’re sorting all this out. Our private for-profit jails are full of our own rapists and murderers, and some good people for chrissakes.

Not to worry, we have a history. Manzanar is available, and there is skiing nearby. It’s a harsh desert and you would expect a certain diminishment in the population over time.

A better idea would be forced labor camps in California’s Central valley. (Yeah, good luck in getting those Californians to cooperate.) but a Presidential “Der Donald” Order, enforced by, you know, Alt-Right Homeland Security (HS) Waffen Shock Troops, could make it happen.

Just pen them up near the tomato fields. There is already a plan for high speed trains so its just an issue of attaching cattle cars. The air is already polluted so, in case of some kind of final solution, we know from experience the neighbors would claim to hardly notice.

But really folks, it’s not like we have a problem with genocide and it is telling how quickly we can turn on our fellow humans. We’ve done this before and quite successfully. We just make a treaty, break it and ship them to a reservation. There’s an empty quarter in Arizona /New Mexico, and being basically a swarthy people you can hardly tell them from the Navahos.

See, problem solved ! All you need is a strong man. See, they love me. I’m very very big with them. And they’re really very very fine people. Fine people.

Okay, Next. The women. And they all don’t have to be tens…You know, really young beautiful pieces of ass. We could keep a lot of them around. You know, maybe the cut-off would be six and above…

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Chip Proser was a Director-Cameraman and Producer for 7 years at WCVB-TV in Boston. He won multiple Emmys and other awards at the Peabody Award-winning ABC Affiliate, called "Arguably the Best TV Station in America" by the New York Times. He was captured by Zombies and forced to become a screenwriter in 1980 after selling his original feature screenplay "Interface" to Zoetrope Studios. Called "One of the Best Films Never Made" by American Film Magazine, the project resides at Paramount. Proser did the major page 1 rewrite on "Top Gun"; wrote "Iceman". created and wrote "Innerspace", He Created, Wrote, Produced and Directed "Sworn To Secrecy (Secrets Of War", Int’l), a documentary series for A&E; History Channel and Pearson Television. He has written projects for CBS, NBC, HBO, Warner Brothers Paramount, Columbia, Disney, ABC and wrote the interactive game "Top Gun - Fire At Will". He recently Wrote, Directed and Produced "Gaia Selene - Saving the Earth by Colonizing the Moon", a feature documentary on climate change, the energy crisis and mitigating the above by harvesting clean, renewable energy from Lunar Solar Power and Helium 3 Fusion.